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Can You Trust a Talking Dog?

You know how those jokes in chain emails are usually dumb? Well this one my aunt sent me is actually funny. Feel free to copy, paste and send it to all your folks, too.

A guy is driving around the backwoods of Georgia and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale".

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says: "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down.

"I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. 

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."

Jan Murphy June 08, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Thanks for sharing! This is hilarious! It's a keeper! Gotta remember this one. Thank you Mr. Stone for sharing.
Michael Stone (Editor) June 08, 2012 at 05:06 PM
Hi Jan, glad you liked it. Hope you're doing well.

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